Dr No[Moderator Omega - Wristscan]
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I suppose this is as good a time as any . . .
Jul 12, 2023,18:19 PM
. . . to re-tell a story.
Many years ago, a guy who lived in a state that outlaws ferrets was written up several times for owning the critters, and finally arrested after a judge decided he needed to learn a lesson.
The guy gets thrown into a holding tank. There's several other guys put in the holding tank at the same time. One of them is a careerist.
The career criminal starts asking everyone, "What are you in for?"
"Breaking and entering."
"Arson."
"Carjacking."
He gets to our guy.
"No tats? Remarkable. What are you in for?"
"Uhh, harboring a ferret."
The career criminal assumed he was being ridiculed, and proceeded to beat the ferret owner to a bloody pulp.
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